New Checkout Limit!

It's come to our attention that sometimes you don't read all of the books you check out from the Library before returning them. Outrageous! Well, that stops today!!! We simply must introduce a new policy: The "One at a time" checkout limit is now in effect!

Now you can focus and devote your full attention to ONE item. Check it out. Read it. Return it.  

But before you return your book, there will be a short quiz. That's right, you cannot return your book until you've proven you've read it. Will fines be incurred during the extra time it may take you to read and re-read until you can pass this quiz? Yes. But why? That's just how we're gonna roll.