I know you tell me to write about myself

But I am not the one who deserves to have his ego coaxed

My mom, Maritza Paul is the one

The greatest woman that has ever been

Starting off with almost nothing

And rising to be the queen

Maritza Paul

Ruling over a kingdom that was in turmoil and is now peaceful and prospering

No one held her hand as she strode to the top to become the best

She brought her kingdom out of poverty and despair

And raised the demon baby no one else could handle

She may be a woman, but she has more balls than every man on her humble planet

When she dances the horses and monkeys come to join her

Infected by her perfect rhythm and beat

When she cooks even the great Alexander rises from his grave praying for a taste

Einstein asks her for help with his math homework

When she is not busy writing the greatest novel mankind has ever seen

Not so great

That she cannot talk to the common people in her kingdom

Not so great

That she cannot love you like no one else has loved before

I am surprised that I have not gone insane

Knowing the greatness of Maritza Paul