Delightful Lies

By: Shawna Morris

I wish I were not so perfect!

I am so perfect;

when the wind is blowing 100 miles an hour,

not one hair raises.

My clothes do not have one wrinkle throughout the day.

(my clothes are as smooth as silk)

I have never spilled anything on me in my entire life,

and have always used a knife and fork.

If I wasn’t so perfect,

my life would be great.