Officer Bill O’Brien

By: Alexandra Gordon

My job is so exhausting,

I don’t have time for parenting!

Maybe my wife should try fighting crime,

and I can stay home all day wasting time.

All she does is cook and shop and clean,

I don’t understand how it’s difficult to do those things.

I know my daughter wants me to play with her,

but I have to sign and organize so many papers.

My job is so exhausting,

I don’t have time for parenting!